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Just as in Poe's story, The Tell Tale Heart, this libation is sure to get your guests talking (and there won't be any bullshit). It tastes like a smooth pale ale but renders the drinker helpless to tell nothing but the truth.

 Made from Cosclay and Aves Apoxie Clay over glass bottle and Paint

Why not enjoy Halloween for once? 

Just one Zip-it Candy Corn will guarantee that the consumer is unable to speak a single word for a full twelve hours. Children love the taste!

Made from Paperclay over foil armature, paint and zipper

These delicious but deadly cookies will cause your enemy's face to swell and turn a bright shade of red. At the peak of intense volume and pressure, they will explode into a thousand pieces and thus, rid you of your enemy once and for all!

Made from Apoxie clay, Rock Putty, & paint

 The powder inside looks and tastes like sugar but if you serve it to a blow hard, they will have the worst bad breath imaginable and it will permeate the entire room that they are in!  No one will ever want to listen to them and people will just back away every time that they open their mouth. 

Made from modeling paste, Apoxie clay, and Beads

Start your day with a protein rich breakfast. This orange flavored maggot Marmalade is guaranteed to be made with plump fermented house fly maggots, you will be proud to serve this high quality condiment to family and guests alike. Protein never tasted so sweet!

Made from Apoxie clay, rubber maggots, & paint

 This potion is a nasty one. Shake until it changes color to activate it. Just three drops and it’s lethal so you must really despise the person that you served it to. And then there’s that scream! A hideous Banshee scream that will crack the glass in the windows! And then quiet- forever quiet… except for the thud of the head on the table, and all of your troubles be gone, Poof! 

Made from Fixit Clay, paint, wood, twine

   This is the one potion that is a must have for any witch or wizard to possess in their arsenal. It will protect you against Illness, Accidents, Spells, Curses, and Evil Doers! Since the witch wars have been in full force this past year,  witches have been spewing curses and spells aplenty. They are blowing each other up at an alarming rate. Be sure to pick up a bottle of the only Protection potion that you will ever need from Crandall's Apothecary! 

Made from Fix it clay, paint, beads, sinew

  This “Permanent” Disguise Serum is like your own private witness protection program.  Here’s the catch- You will “nevermore” be the person that you once were. It’s permanent and there is no antidote. You will retain all of your memories from your old life, but look completely different. Anyone you have ever known will not recognize you.  Another catch to taking this potion is that you have no say in what kind of person you will turn into. A man could become a woman and visa versa. If you were beautiful and young you may become ugly and old. It’s a real crap shoot. So you must be pretty desperate to use this serum and as it says on the bottle, there is no turning back. 

Made from Fix it Clay, modeling paste, paint, beads

  Are you tired of the same four walls? Do you wish to travel through time or to a special place? Then Magik Migrating Mushrooms are for you! Time Travel is tricky business so be sure to follow the directions exactly as written on the label. Those who don't, are never to be seen again- Eat a mushroom and Bon Voyage!

Made from Fix it clay, paint, dried Mushrooms

 You can always use a few drops of Vampire Blood for healing wounds, energy, heightened senses, hallucinations, and strength. Afterall, They drink your blood, so return the favor! 

Made from Apoxie Clay, paint, resin

 For a tasty treat, why not try some hot and spicy pickled spider eggs?  They pop in your mouth!

Made from Apoxie clay, paint, wax, "spider eggs"

 This foreboding jar contains a Nightmare powder that you sprinkle under someone's pillow to instigate scary nightmares and disturbing adventures in darkness. You might like to try it on yourself if your in the mood for a risky good scare, but it is not for the faint of heart.  The painting of the nightmare is translucent and a flickering light  can be activated inside to give it an eerie effect.

Made from Modeling paste, sand, paint, crackle, twine, battery operated light, and cheesecloth

Start your morning with a jolt! Coffee Surprise promises to get even the sleepiest of people up and running with energy! Every canister of our quality roasted brew has a surprise waiting for you, and no two canisters are alike. Our coffee comes with a full money back guarantee if it fails to wake you up fast. Why not try our full line of products like: Terror Tea, Surprise Honey Pot, Shocking Sugar, Coughing Cocoa and many more!

Made from Fix it Clay, paint

Extra Dusty Cobwebs gathered from genuine haunted houses in North Liberty, Iowa (where we have some big honking spiders) These filthy webs are perfect for use in spells, potions, and for decorating and  as a bonus, many come with spider eggs so you can let them hatch and have your own little factory of spiders spinning for you! Of course, we cannot guarantee that these new webs will have the same effect as our Haunted House webs, but they will be useful just the same.

Made from painted jar, cloth, rust, twine and real Cob Webs!

  Sweet Dreams is an elixir that you take before bed to ensure a peaceful rest and only pleasant dreams . All of our Sweet Dreams products come with a tamper proof wax seal for your protection.  This product will give you a very pleasant night's sleep with only calming, relaxing dreams. It's guaranteed that you will wake up fresh and rested .

Made from wax seal, sinew, twine, beads, cellophane